CrabPope

Meh - nothing to actually add, but November's almost over, so I figured it was high time to "bump" those offensive Halloween jokes off the front of my Journal

Happy Halloween, but first off..... DISCLAIMER: These jokes are not recommended for use anywhere, at any time, with anyone. Keep out of reach of children. May cause kidney failure, sterility, pants-shitting fits of rage, and in a minority of cases, fits of maniacal laughter Interesting fact: Did you know that 99% of women kiss with their eyes closed? That's why rapists never get caught! Why do black people hate Aspirin?? It's white, it works and they are too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle. What do you call a chinese child molester? A husband. How do you keep a native american poor? Hide their government cheque under their

It's been almost 6 months since I last made a journal entry - might as well update it After somethin' of an informal hiatus, I'm posting a shitload of deviations again - but not of the Gundam avys that make up the largest portion of my gallery; no, instead I found somebody ELSE'S work to rip off: Sularias' INH Kids. Just to be an asshole, I like to say that it's really his own fault for posting blank templates of the limbs. Sully began making INH Kids in Insert Name Here, a comedy-based subforum of TFans, two years ago, and up until recently has continued to make a freebie for each new member that requests one (repeat customers are required